When I'm old I want my face to be covered in laugh lines to reveal the happiness I've lived to know.
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
|Me after walking upstairs:||I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing|